‘Look ‘ere lady’ I said ‘clean up that dog muck in front of my front door’

‘Oh’ she said ‘it’s not my dog’

‘Oo’s is it then?’ I said ‘the Pope’s?’

Conversation in the back of the car on the way to the old folks’ do. 






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