– Oh yes you did
– Oh no I didn’t
– Oh yes you did
– Oh no I didn’t
– Last week, Mr Speaker, I heard the Right Honourable Gentleman opposite say two and two make five
– Oh no I didn’t
– Oh yes you did
– Oh no I didn’t
– Oh yes you did
– The Honourable Gentleman, Mr Speaker, thinks New York is the capital of Russia
– Oh no I don’t
– Oh yes you do
– Oh no I don’t
– Oh yes you do. When the party opposite were in office, Mr Speaker, they allowed people to borrow money to pay their mortgages who couldn’t pay it back. Have you ever heard anything so ludicrous?
– Of course we did. How otherwise were people who couldn’t pay their mortgages going to pay them if the banks didn’t lend them money to do it with? It was sensible, Mr Speaker
– Oh no it wasn’t
– Oh yes it was
– Oh no it wasn’t
– Oh yes it was. Under his government, Mr Speaker, billionaires are paying less tax than their cleaners.
– Of course they are. How else are we going to keep our rich pals in our country? A country can’t be rich unless it’s got rich people in it. It’s obvious
(As they retreat to either side of the stage they shout as they go)
– Oh no it isn’t
– Oh yes it is
– Oh no it isn’t
– Oh yes it is
– Oh no it isn’t
– Oh yes it is
(Later they meet mid-stage)
– Jolly good pmq’s I thought this week
– Yes quite agree. Excellent point you made about two and two making five
– Thanks. New York being the capital of Russia was pretty good too. Well done
– General election coming up soon. Whooohooaggh!
– Woo hoo hoo hoo!
– Let battle commence eh?
– May the best man win and all that
– Gloves off eh?
– Gloves off!
– Shoot to kill eh?
– Bang Bang Bang!
– Good luck! see you in the next parliament
– Arrivederce!
