Lady Loverley’s Chatter

Oliver Oliver have you heard – call me Mellors – OK Mellors then ooh you are rugged  the Labour Party have gone mad they’ve elected a lunatic to be their leader he’s going to tax everything even sex –  eeh the ba-astard – and I said to Sir Clifford isn’t this terrible and Sir Clifford says he needs a shave and none of the childfren want him I went down to the primary school and they were all singing long live Sir Clifford and God Save the Queen and there’s only one Michael Gove – pla-ays wi’straight bat does Michael Gove – and you’ll hardly believe this that bitch Mrs Bolton is going to vote for him – a’ think a’ll just go out and see to pheasants in’t coop.   


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